RULES OF SHOTGUN

have you ever walked through a parking lot and almost been trampled by ferocious teenagers making a b-line for the shotgun seat? well, as a teenage driver, i can tell you that this is a regular occurrence. getting the shotgun seat in the car is like being the queen bee (the driver is the king bee obviously). not only is it a privilege, but a responsibility. so to calm the competition of fighting over the shotgun seat, me and my friends have created some shotgun rules.

SHOTGUN RULES:

****driver can over rule everything

1) you must be in sight of car to call shotgun 

2) you can only have shotgun one way (not there and back)

3) shotgun is DJ, however they must obey all of the driver's song requests.

4) shotgun is co-pilot. (you will be expected to take the wheel in emergencies)

4) shotgun has authority over backseat

5) if two people fight over shotgun they both sit in the back 

6) if shotgun rider doesn't listen to driver, they are suspended from shotgun for a week and they have to buy the driver a snowcone within that week.

7) F word is automatic shotgun suspension (length will be decided within situation)

8) shotgun is on cop-lookout duty

9) driver cannot touch phone, or spankings by all passengers will be administered

10) shotgun is responsible for making sure the passengers behave and 

DONT LEAVE ANY GARBAGE IN THE CAR.

so there you have it folks.

the 10 commandments of shotgun.
xx

p.s. song of the post: shotgun rider, tim mcgraw